Syzlak’s SEM

Oct 22nd, 2007 by Syzlak

Check out this guy’s PC mod, then give me five assumptions about him. Here’s the catch, none may involve his sex life, or lack thereof.

Posted in Really?, fun

on 22 Oct 2007 at 5:58 pm1SEOHack

I’m all for kustomization, but holy shit!

My five:

1. Wears a lot of black.

2. Lives with mom still and hates mom’s boyfriend Wayne.

3. Plays with bubbles (see first photo, right hand side).

4. Community college drop out.

5. Does the Dew - to the XTREME!
on 23 Oct 2007 at 4:08 pm2The Bagel of Everything

1. Tentacle rape
2. Unemployed
3. Has a waterbed
4. Buys things from infomercials
5. Could afford a car if he sold 1/10 of his comics

FYI: My case is customized too. I taped a fortune cookie paper to it.
on 24 Oct 2007 at 10:17 pm3Soylent Ape

Okay. Here goes nothing:

1) Works for Papa John’s
2) More floor-length leather dusters than a Wilson’s Leather store.
3) Minored in art, majored in information systems, didn’t graduate.
4) Has 2 limited-edition McFarlane Neo figures in original packaging (in case one gets stuck in his ass or something).
5) Did somebody say, “manga”?

Note: Number 4 doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with sex.
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[...] least, get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend if he swings that way - I don’t really care. Go to Syzlak’s pad and play [...]
on 27 Oct 2007 at 4:42 pm5Soylent Ape

@ SEO: Yeah, he definitely needs some companionship of some kind–I mean, besides his mom. (I have a feeling he lives in her basement.)

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