If I Could Say a Few Words…
Jan 29th, 2008 by Syzlak
I’d be a better public speaker.
Sorry I’ve been out of the blogosphere lately, but I’ve been absolutely swamped at work, whilst trying to get more material worked up for some thought out posts (yes SEOHack, sometimes posts can be well planned and funny). So, what’s up with the influx of work?
Is anyone else experiencing this shit? I mean, come on. I went to most of my classes for 17 years (do the math) in order to get a decent job where I could just look annoyed and busy every time someone walked past my office. I’ve successfully climbed up and then over and then slightly down and then diagonally up two rungs by three rungs in order to have a job that prevents me from working and from losing my job. So, why all the work? It’s really a pain in the ass.
Did you see that I had to hire that ass-clown Search Master Steve just to fill in on off days? It’s a damn travesty! The guy shows up everyday in that same v-neck sweater without combing his goddamn hair. Then, then, then, it’s my fucking fault he doesn’t know how to spell. When I read the “Get Your Own Search Master Steve!” pamphlet from MSN, there was no mention that he may be damaged.
Speaking of damaged, he also has a slight odor. I looked online (ASK.com search: How come my “Search Master Steve” has a noticeable odor? Kind of like tandoori soaked cherries.)
So, that’s where Syzlak’s been… at work. In all honesty, I think I’m really feeling the pressure of the struggling economy, how about anyone else? Is 2008 off to a rough start for y’all too?
