Try Live Search Free for 30 Days!!!
Jan 23rd, 2008 by Search Master Steve
Hey! Search Master Steve here. I’m just checking in to see if I can interest you kids into trying out Live Search for the next 30 days. Why Live Search? I’ll tell you why.
Unlike those pricey search engines (Yahoo, Magellan, Excite…) we’re offering a free 30 day trial to anyone who qualifies.* That’s right, for the next 30 days, you can experience the quality of our Live Search free of charge! Getting tired of seeing Wikipedia listings coming up number 1? Maybe you should hop on over to the Live Search.
At Live Search we don’t pander to Wikipedia. We don’t use Paid Inclusion. We don’t keep our SERPs in the same format, allowing for a familiar experience. We don’t care about retaining you as a user. We don’t have fancy gadgets or predictive text in our searches. In fact, we have a saying around the office:
It’s not for us, whether or not it’s for you!
Want even more proof of how cool we can be? Hop on over and search for dude. I hope you like what we’ve done for ya. That’s right, we’ve made it really easy to find both “hot” and “straight” dudes! Just look to the right, where we offer related searches. Sure, some search engines would put ads there; but at Live Search, we don’t have time for advertisers and revenue — and neither do you.
Want vertical search? Probably not, most people don’t think they do…but you’re getting it anyway! From that same search just hit the image button above the results. No, not above the title: Web Results, above the actual results. No below the search box. Yeah, right there above the first listing.
See, nice eh? Lotsa pictures of fat naked dudes. Tell me how often you see that on Excite!
–Steve
*free trial is restricted to the following: teachers, students, single mothers, and people that still use the Oxford comma. Only those users with a Premium membership to the Windows Live Search will be eligible to become a teacher, or single mother. If at any time any member of the qualifying party becomes both a teacher and student, teacher and single mother, teacher and user of the Oxford comma, student and single mother, student and user of the Oxford comma, or single mother and user of the Oxford comma, they successfully void their former qualifications.
